Total Medals Earned: 367 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,570 Points
Medals Earned: 10/18 (335/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/80 points)
First boss defeated
Second boss defeated
Final boss defeated
Finished the game on hard
You died
Medals Earned: 5/8 (325/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/21 (55/390 points)
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/300 points)
Get a high score of at least 10 questions
Copy the end report to your clipboard
Visit the game's site for the mobile version
Get a high score of at least 20 questions
Get a high score of at least 30 questions
Get a high score of at least 50 questions
Get a high score of at least 75 questions
Medals Earned: 3/19 (85/645 points)
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 5/5 (55/55 points)
Finish the tutorial levels starting from the first one
Make Bit a bit Angry
Beat 10 levels
Open all levels
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/305 points)
Click my name on the Title Page.
Get Resurrected.
Anything is Possible! (Save a Sinner by Stomping them.)
Play the game 10 times.
Play at least one game as each one of the characters.
Eat 10 Cheeses in one game.
Save 3 Sinners from eternal damnation.
Read all of Genesis 1.
Dangle a Sinner by catching them befory they hit the ground.
Play the game 25 times.
Eat 20 Cheeses in one game.
Get hit by 100 Bricks (over multiple games, if you prefer).
Get hit by 5 bricks in one day.
Save 6 Sinners from eternal damnation.
Play the game 50 times.
Eat 40 Cheeses in one game.